The Stupendous Dodgeball Fiasco
(Book)

"Phillip might be the only kid in the world who wants to run away from the circus. With a clown for a dad and a Fat Lady for a mom, all Phillip wants is to be a normal kid. He finally convinces his parents to let him live with his aunt and uncle in a seemingly normal town. But Hardingtown is far from normal-it's the unofficial Dodgeball Capital of the World and everyone is completely obsessed. Soon Phillip is ducking screamers and dodging the dodgeball bully. But after a particularly vicious game, Phillip takes the bully to court to pay for his busted glasses-and ends up battling the whole dodgeball-crazed town! Can this elephant poop-scooping boy win his case and show everyone that there's more to life than playing games?"-- Cover vers.