Razor girl
(Book)

"Merry Mansfield, The Razor Girl, specializes in kidnapping for the mob. Her preferred method is rear-ending her targets and asking them for a ride. Her latest mark is Martin Trebeaux, owner of a private beach renourishment company who has delivered substandard sand to a mob hotel. But there's just one problem: Razor Girl hits the wrong guy. Instead, she ends up with Lane Coolman, talent manager for Buck Nance, the star of a reality TV show about a family of Cajun rooster farmers. Buck Nance, left to perform stand-up at a Key West bar without his handler, makes enough off-color jokes to incite a brawl and disappears. Now a routine promotional appearance has become a missing persons case. And disgraced detective turned health inspector Andrew Yancy is on the job" --,back of cover.