This book was never meant to exist. No one needs to know the details. Just know this: there's a Merry, a Larry, a missing tooth, and a teachers' strike that is crippling Timmy Failure s academic future. Worst of all, Timmy is banned from detective work. It's a conspiracy of buffoons. He recorded everything in his private notebook, but then the manuscript was stolen. If this book gets out, he will be grounded for life. Or maybe longer. And will Timmy's...

His name is Failure. Timmy Failure. And his detective agency is on the verge of global domination. Global riches. Global fame. And yet the gods keep throwing him curveballs: for starters, academic probation. The coveted Miracle Report is the key to everything, including a good grade. It's dirty business. It's best you know nothing. But one thing is for sure -- Timmy Failure will be triumphant again!

Nazywam się Niewypał. Kacper Niewypał. Nasza rodzina nosiła kiedyś nazwisko Newpall - po którymś z brytyjskich przodków. Ale ktoś je błędnie zapisał i brzmi teraz tak, jak słyszycie. Bardzo proszę, żebyście dali już spokój z dowcipami na ten temat. Książka, którą trzymacie w rękach, to nie!zwykły dziennik detektywa. Po prostu... O!błędne notatki!

Meet Timmy Failure, founder of the 'best' detective agency in town - Total Failure, Inc. Timmy may only be 11, but with the help of his polar bear, Total, he already has plans for world domination. Plans that will make his mother rich and unpaid bills a thing of the past. And plans that will defeat Corrina Corrina, 'The One Whose Name Shall Not Be Uttered'. But she's not going away. Me llamo De Sastre. Timmy De Sastre. Soy el fundador, presidente...