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"Bill Waddler is a duck who dreams of being smothered by farting snakes. He also has a special gift. He is able to hear appliances complain. Imagine what toilets would complain about. Bill doesn't need to imagine. While working as a cash-only hay seller (that doesn't accept credit cards), Bill doesn't know that he, and a very confused orange juice sales clerk, are about to save the world. If you could hear this book complain, it would be saying 'where...
2) Piggy paints
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Piggy wakes up in the morning with the plan to paint all day, and he paints all kinds of things, including frogs, kitties, and polka-dot pigs.