Author/illustrator Nick Bruel tries to explain to the reader how to write a story, but Bad Kitty is not at all happy about the plot, which has her going on a turnip diet to lose weight. Includes a recipe for roasted turnips.
Właściwie zachowuje się KOSZMARNIE. Trzeba zabrać mu sprzed oczu Szczeniaczka! Otóż i wujek Muniek, który się nim zajmie przez cały dzień! Na pewno spędzą ze sobą cudowne godziny-- a przynajmniej minuty, zanim nie przydybie ich policja.
Kitty is terribly out of shape--she can barely torment Puppy without needing a break to huff and puff! When Kitty's owner catches her wheezing, Kitty is told it's time to EXERCISE. It takes some serious convincing, a high-stakes competition, and a little bit of trickery, but eventually Kitty gets into the competitive spirit . . . albeit reluctantly. What did you expect?
When a kitty discovers there is no cat food in the house, she decides to become very, very bad. From the creator of the New York Times bestseller Boing! comes the riotous story of a cat gone berserk; four times over an in alphabetical order each time. Kitty is not happy when she's told that her favorite foods are all gone and all that's left are asparagus, beets, cauliflower, dill, and 22 other equally unappealing vegetables. So she ate my homework,...
Bad Kitty is frightened by the creatures on Halloween, but when she sees all the holiday treats she decides to be a very bad kitty and chases the scary creatures away.
Kitty's life is really hard. Like really, REALLY hard. All she asks for is twenty-two hours a day to sleep and food to be delivered morning and night. But does she get it? No. And when Puppy and Baby get a little rambunctious during her naptime, Kitty gets bonked on the head and starts to believe she's... a dog.
"Puppy is sent to camp to relax with fellow canines for once... but Kitty sneaks along. After all, she's the one who's really stressed-out! After she bonks her head, Kitty actually believes she's a dog, so she fits right in at camp. That is, until she encounters a bear... and the feline claws come out."--Publisher's description
Uncle Murray takes Puppy on a walk on a day that Bad Kitty is being unusually difficult, but has several unpleasant encounters with a police officer and one mean dog along the way. Text is interspersed with information about dog behavior, pet care, and more.
"On the hunt for the golden Easter egg, Kitty finds lots of blue, red and purple eggs, but not the prized egg that holds the best thing ever until she sees something sparkling in the distance and wonders if she can get there first"-- Provided by publisher.
"Kitty is back in this hilarious tale in which she discovers that she does not, in fact, like snow. Not at all. Not even a little"-- Provided by publisher.
Author/illustrator Nick Bruel tries to explain to the reader how to write a story, but Bad Kitty is not at all happy about the plot, which has her going on a turnip diet to lose weight. Includes a recipe for roasted turnips.
"It's time to elect a new president of the Neighborhood Cat Club! Who will win the election? The candidate chosen by the kitties on the right side of the street or the candidate chosen by the kitties on the left side of the street? When election time rolls around, one candidate (guess who?) will discover that she never bothered to register to vote and the entire election will be decided by a surprise, last minute absentee ballot sent by Old Kitty....
Takes a humorous look at the normal way cats bathe, why it is inappropriate for humans to bathe that way, and the challenges of trying to give a cat a real bath with soap and water. Includes fun facts, glossary, and other information.
